some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.
and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about
and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”
she meant henry david thoreau.
i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend
my life is one obsession after another
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
“It’s a strange coincidence. The fact that Gatsby’s house is just across the bay.”
Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?
Here, have some blue cupcake.
“Well, I stole it from my fathers notes because in the movies Spider-man can’t really be allowed to be super smart like he is in the comics and i also stole my webshooters from oscorp”
“BUT! …I do know how to skateboard.”
AU: After running into the Doctor’s time stream, Clara gets scattered across thousands of the Doctor’s days. On several occasions, Clara meets the Ponds, and sometimes, to her surprise, they remember.
Ahahahahahahahaha yes yes yes. ‘If yahoo is going to inhibit porn now they will see they bought three animated cat gifs.’ I can’t breathe.
westeros’s celebs read mean tweets (ps: all tweets are real)
